Totally Serious Department of Swat Science

The Comprehensive Mossie Wipeout

Welcome to a very responsible anti-mozzie initiative. Your role: swing wildly, spend recklessly, and recruit oddly specific pets for maximum swat efficiency. This is serious civic nonsense and you are now in charge.

Current Title Underpaid Fly Swatter Intern
Cash $2.00
Unclaimed Bounty $0.00

Mission update: The Ministry of Mild Chaos approves your swatting form.

Stats

Vital numbers from the front line.

Mozzies in Existence 1,000,000,000
Minutes Gone By 0.0 min
Mozzies Killed 0
Cash Per Kill $0.02
Cash Per Swat $0.02
Average Kills Per Hour 0
Human Deaths While You Swat 0

Assets

Your ridiculous anti-mozzie toolkit.

  • Unclaimed Kills
    0
  • Primary Weapon
    Second-Hand Fly Swatter
  • Secondary Weapon
    (Currently no Secondary Weapon)
  • Pets
    (No Pets Currently. Check out the Shop when you have time!)
  • Kill Multiplier
    1x
  • Chaos Multiplier
    1.00x
  • Mozzies Per Manual Swat
    1
  • Auto-Swat Rate
    0 / sec

Shop

Buy upgrades that definitely passed quality assurance.

Primary Weapon

Secondary Weapon

Pets

School of Swat

Academic excellence with deeply questionable curriculum.

Stealth Level: 1
Skill Level: 1

Total deaths while this heroic nonsense unfolds: mirrored in Stats

Achievements

Permanent bragging rights for absurd milestones.

Unlocked: 0 / 0

    Challenges

    Side quests with rewards and questionable paperwork.

    Completed: 0 / 0